tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2253529165034405240.post3157262617471497316..comments2008-05-03T12:07:39.804-04:00Vince Antonucci:http://www.blogger.com/profile/01577695138497215119noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2253529165034405240.post-29384741850702694122008-05-03T12:07:00.000-04:002008-05-03T12:07:00.000-04:00"If you want to be a holy man you have to be committed. When you make a decision you cannot waver in any way. You'd never see Gandhi during a hunger strike sneaking into the kitchen in the middle of the night. "Gandhi, what are you doing down there?" I, um, I thought I heard a prowler and I was going to hit him over the head with this giant bowl of potato salad." -- Jim Carrey<BR/>"Jesus had 12 disciples who followed him everywhere he went. How annoying is that? Do you think he ever turned to them and said, "WHAT?!" -- Jon Stewart<BR/>"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." -- Emo Phillips<BR/><BR/>Shut, up. You know it's funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com