Saturday, May 10, 2008

Good Company!

Many of you may be aware that back in October the Virginia Beach newspaper did a front-page story on our church in which I was referred to as "husky." (I have lost some weight since October, but I digress). The story was then picked up by the Washington Times and other papers around the country, thereby sealing my fate as the "husky pastor."

Well, I was just reading the same paper's review of the new movie, "What Happens in Vegas..." starting Ashton Kutcher. In said review the movie commentator writes, "Who knew that Kutcher could be such a likable clown? He has been known primarily as the boy toy of an older woman, Demi Moore. Husky Kutcher, though, proves that he can handle facial expressions that illustrate the plight of a beer-guzzling guy who is falling for the wrong girl."

Wow!

I think Ashton Kutcher is a pretty good looking dude. So ... either I have a future starring in big romantic comedy movies OR maybe this newspaper just has a very limited thesaurus. (In which case "husky" wasn't the best choice of words to describe me. Let me suggest a few better options from my thesaurus: stunning, gorgeous, sexy, or 'a face that makes women break out into a sweat'.)

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3 comments:

katdish said...

Ummm, I don't know that "a face that makes women break out in a sweat" is necessarily a compliment. Aerobics, final exams and childbirth have all caused me to sweat -- and not in a good way. Who uses the term "husky" when describing an adult anyway? This is a term we should save for labeling boy's jeans.

Anonymous said...

Vince...dude, you ARE a wildly funny, crazy cat. I just knew that this husky issue was gonna come back and you would arise from the ashes VICTORIOUS!!!

Now about that sweating thing...

LEHIGH VALLEY PROJECT said...

mmmmmm...., yea your treading a fine line here bro..., check your non-sexy ego at the door bro... :-)

Ashton vs. Vince....?

I think you getting punked would be hilarious however... :-)

Besides, Demi' got nuttin on Jen - you got the better end of the deal bro!